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1) Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS 1 Too Many Questions. 2 Difficult to Understand. 3 More Explanation is Needed. 4 Result is always FAIL

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2) Lovely days in my life : Childhood days, School days & collage days, Horrible days in my life : "only exam days"

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3) To b A "Gud ProfesionaL" aLways Start to study Late for "Exams" Bcoz, it Teaches how 2 Manage "Time" & TackLe "Emergencies"! Think Different

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4) Innocent Line written On T- shirt of A Student.. > > 'Student are not Cheaters we just really enjoy having the Same answers..' ;-) B-)

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5) Air & students hv d same mentality How? ? ? ? ? Both r turning d book's pages without reading.

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6) The Shortest Relationship Ever Is Between Students & Books . . . They Commit 0ne Day Before Exam & After Exam Break Up ! !

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7) AN ANALOGY FOR ALL COLLEGE LECTURERS: They teach us to make "PLAIN RICE" in class & expect from us to cook "BIRYANI" in exams...!! ;) :D :P

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8) SILENCE Is d best Answer for all questions SMILE Is d best Reaction in all situations Unfortunately BOTH Never Help In any EXAM, VIVA, REVIEW & INTERVIEW :P:)

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9) Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24 hours a day, 365 days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.

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10) A GENIUS Is A Person Who Can Do For $1 What Any Fool Can Do For $100" - As Such V Complete Syllabus In 1 Day, That Lecturers Try In 1 Semester !!

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11) Examiner:y r u under tension? Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator? studnt:No Sir! By mistake i have brought tomorrow exam's pharray (Cheating material) today:-)

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12) A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard... But,, A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside D Examination Hall N Shouts. . . "OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHIY CHUPA LO..." =P =D

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13) Height of coolness: 2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with chips and coke in hands.... 1st guy:which paper was it? 2nd guy:I think maths...... 1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question paper? 2nd guy: no I see a girl sitting besides me using calculator:>

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14) Little johnny: Mam,will you punish me for something that I didn't do ? Teacher : Not at all. Little johnny : That's good. Actually i didn't do my homework!

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15) All i want you is to be courageous Be calm and be self equipped with facts and figures to conquer this exams battle. I wish you is best of luck in your exams.

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16) 80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On . . . . . . . . . The One Lecture You Missed And The One Topic You Didn't Read.

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17) eXams are there, at the paper u stare; the answer is nowhere, which makes u pull ur hair. The teachers make u glare, the grades r not fair, but just like the past 20 yrs, WE DONT CARE !!

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18) A student grabbed a coin, Flipped it in the air & said, "Head, I go to sleep." Tail, I watch a movie. If it stands on the edge I'll study

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19) According to newton's 4th law for exams- every book will continue to be at rest or covered with dust until some external or internal exam moves it!

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20) The funniest situation in student life when we have no idea what to write in the exam paper n the supervisor comes and says, "please cover your answer sheet" :P

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