Hindi Santa Banta Sms
1) SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..
Length: 132 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:35pm
2) SANTA sukhe khet mein boat chala raha tha BANTA-aise SARDARO ne hi SARDARO ka naam kharab kiya hai,agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta
Length: 148 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:33pm
3) Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister.
Length: 118 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:33pm
4) SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly
Length: 165 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:32pm
5) Fakir to SANTA ke Padosi ne Pet bhar Ke khana khilaya he, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.SANTA Ye Lo HAJMOLA…
Length: 100 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:32pm
6) Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa- Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta
Length: 155 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:32pm
7) SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!
Length: 133 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:17pm
8) Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the park today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.
Length: 148 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:17pm
9) santa ki beti "LAADO" Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO"
Length: 160 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:17pm
10) Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai... Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi... Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab
Length: 204 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:17pm
11) once SANTA stopped a fight stil he was punished y?coz the fight he stopped was a boxing match
Length: 93 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:16pm
12) Santa and Banta were fixing a bomb in a car. Santa : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing. Banta : Dont worry, I have one more.
Length: 142 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:16pm
13) Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu pakdeya per usne Santa te sussu karta. Santa to nurse: Bibi eh piece leak karda hai badal k le aa..!
Length: 137 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:16pm
14) Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the chicken or the egg? O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!
Length: 140 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:15pm
15) Banta ek sadhu se bola: Baba, meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao. Sadhu: Beta, upaay hota to main sadhu kyun banta?
Length: 131 - 14th Jun 16 at 6:15pm