Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 3)

31) Ekbar cheye dekho chadeny deboEkbar cheye dekho surjotapery deboEkbar kede dekho shob jolmuchy deboEkbar hese dekho 32ta datfele debo.

32) "Mobile" abiskar korce "America".."SIM" abiskar korce"CHINA".."SMS"abiskar korce"Japan"..R, Misscall abiskar korce BangladesherMayera.

33) Paychi ! Paychi ! Of ! Ki moza ! Paychi.Hurrah ! Ki anondo ! Peyechi.Etodin por Paychi.Aei SMS ti Porar jonno 1taPAGOL peyechi.HA! HA! HA!

34) Meyeder mon, ekushe television. Jokhon tokhon paribartan. LOVE MIX

35) Sir:Sotendro Nath Dottr 1t kobita bolo?Stu:Sotendro Nath Dotto.Matir Vtor gorto,gortr Vtor sap,ore bap re bap! Sir:what?

36) Boy : ami jodi tomake kiss kore chole jai to ? Girl : Tahole bhabbo je puro exam paper complete korte parto se Objective likhe paliye gelo ! ;-)

37) jodi tumi prem koro tahole niche dekho.... dara tor maa k bolchhi.... kakimaa.

38) tui ekta sim nibi naki? simer dam 10taka. 365 taka talk time, 1p/3sec, 500sms/ day for 6 months. sim nite hole tor 1copy matha nera photo lagbe.

39) sms khub mojar jinis, 20jon ke pathao to 10jon porei na, 5jon delete kore dei, 4jon-er inbox full thake r 1 matro pagol-e ete pore.

40) ami akash hoye 2k dekhte chai , batas hoye porso korte chai , poth hoye poth dekhate chai,sei prother pase BEL gach hoye BEL fele tor matha fatate chai....dum fotas.

41) Ei SMS Ta Je meye porbe she amar"PREMIKA"Na porle"NANI"Delete korle"SHALI"Na dekhle"DADI"Hashle"BEYAIN"Rag korle "BOU"

42) Scl e porikkhai gono tokatuki chol6e.. Akjn studnt likhlo,,sahajahan dhusmy e vhangia porten na pichoner bencher ar akta studnt ta tukte gea likhlo,,,sahajahan dhusmy e jangia porten na::p

43) Ak loker chele hobe. Er ashay ashay tar bouer 6ti meye hoyche. Aro akbar try kore. Ei bar ki hobe tar oppekay. akdin akta somoy chotto meye baba ke khobor dei baba amar aro akta bon hoiche... BaBa: hmm.. meyeto hobe ota to akta girls school gate.

44) Sar:Boltu Bolto 7 R 3 Koto Hoy,Boltu:Sar 7 R 3 Hoy 11.Badob 7 R 3 Hoy 10.Sar Apnader Mukher Kotha Thik Na.Sar Akdin Bolen 5 R 5 Hoy 10.R Akdin Bolen 6 R 4 Hoy 10.R Aj Bolen 7 R 3 Hoy 10.

45) Sojib toylete Bose Mysmsbd Te Chat Korcilo,Hotat Tar Mobil Komote Pore Galo,Onek Khoj Korlo Na Paye Onek Kadce,Hotat Komot Theke 1ta Jin Ber Hoye Oke 1ta Mobil Dilo,Mobil Sonali Rong Dekhe Sobuj Bollo Ami Gorib Hote Pari Lovna Ami Sonner Mobil Chai Na Amr Puran Mobil Dan.Jin Rage Bollo Gada Valo Kor e dekh eta Tor Orginal Mobile..