Bangla Jokes Sms ( Page 2)

16) Ondhokar rastay dujon sintaikari ashe pothocarike bollo; vai akta shiki dhar diben, tin minit er jonno? Pothocari; keno, shiki die ki korbe? Sintaikari; amra toss kore dekhbo apnar mobile, taka, ghori, ke nebe!!!

17) Daktar; jemon khete bole silam shob khaccen to? Rugi; ceshta korsi, kintu shob khete parchi na ! Daktar; bolesi na, ak bosorer shishu ja khay tai khaben? Rugi; pere uthsi na to ! Daktar; ki ki khaccen? Rugi; mati, jutar fita, kagoj, ittadi...!!

18) Kreta; ai je bhai dim gula kar? Bikreta; amar! Kreta; apnar? Tahole ar kena holo na, vebesilam murgir!!

19) Korta; kalke apnake bole gelam calling bell ta sharate amar barite jete, gelen na keno? Mistri; gie silam, kintu bell tipe kono shara shobdo na peye chole ashechi!!

20) Rice 1kg 40tk, Meat 1kg 250tk, Patoto 1kg 10tk, Onion 1kg 28 tk ,Salt 1 kg 19 tk , Oil 1 kg 108tk , But 1ta misscall matro 0.00tk.

21) Dhoro tumi 1ta Kak Pusle Oke Roj Sunsilk Makhie Chan Korale Jodi Dekho Tar Palok Puro Soft Hoe gache. Tahole Kaktar Nam Ki Hobe? Mi-cro-soft !@!!!:)

22) Dog1:ami ai elakay notun.Tumi ki amake elakar kukurer sordar er sathe porichoy korie dibe? Dog2:chup! beadop kukur sordar akhon sms porcha?

23) Porikkhar hole poltuke hat gutiye bose thakte dekhe sikkhok sohanubutir songe bollen-sikkhok: tumi ki kisu jante chao?poltu: jina sar,kebol bujte parchi na kon prosner uttor kon pokete.

24) Nipa:ki re Rima,tui sobuj lipstik keno dili?Rima:ar bolis na tui to janis,amar husband akjon taxi driver,lal dekhly se theme jay!!

25) Akti chele mak gea bola "ma mehemanenglish ki?"Ma bollen "gadha".chele ti baba k gea bola"sopaset english ki?" baba bollo"govet"again chele ti ma askkorlo ma"pita -mata english ki?"ma bollo"stupid"..Akdim chele tr ma baba market gelo.a mon time a gora meheman alo. Chele ti bola"asan,gadhara,bosan goveta,stupid ra market gesan

26) Student:-Madam a Line Ta Porte Parsina, Madam:-U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ki....? Mad:-R.a. Gada U Kiss Mee, Stud:- Ummmah, Mad:-Get Out, Osobbo,

27) Baba:jodi Exam fel koris,tui amake R Baba dakbina.result ber howar por... Baba:kire,2r Exam ar rslt kemon halo? Chele:I am sorry Rafik

28) wife-a2 sokale koy giyesile? hus-keno? office theke aslam. wife-hi Allah! rate tahole kar sate silam. _BoNdHu_

29) 1.2 .tin;elo sms korar din.4.5.choy;sms korte kiser voy? 7.8.noy;kharap sms noy.10.11.baro kiptami chere sms koro by Israfel

30) Meye:Ammu Amr number a K jeno I LoveU Msg patease.MA:Eisob msg RCV korte nei,Je pateacetar number I Love U 2 bole ferot patiyedaw.