Bangla Jokes Sms, Bangla Funny Sms, Bangla Koutuk Sms

1) 1din class e sobaike tar nij nij premik/premikar name likhte bola holo.
chelera 1munite er agei sobai tar premikar name likhlo.

ar meyera 5 munites por o bolche sir extra page please!...

2) ((~_~)) Tor bou amer kace.oke mukto korate chaile akhon e ai numbere 100 taka patha.

3) lover Boy: darling amar kaane te kichu halka,Kichu narom,kichu misti bolo! Premika:ROSOGOLLA

4) Keyamater din Allah shobaike nij nij gunah likhte bollo .shobai likhche.emon shomoy 1ta loker kotha shona gelo.lokti bolche,"extra page please."

5) 1day husbnd & wife were fighting 4 their son. Husband- eta amar chele! Wife- acchaa! Gamla amar, dudh amar, r du fota lebur rosh felecho bole chana tomar!??

6) 1din 1ta vir bus a 1ta chele 1ta sexy meyer buke fu dichilo. Girl: "fu dichen keno? cheleti bollo "ma boleche dudh uthle utle fu dite hoy tai".

7) Tinu:tui janis kthay sb teke besi CONDOM use hoy? Minu: Jani na tui bol. Tinu: Sorge. Minu: Ki kre janli? Tinu: Sei aadikaal thke jene aschi 33Koti debota,akhono 1ta o bareni.

8) Ekdin dadu balcony te bose dudh khachilo,bouma kapor melte elo,ekta blouse ure dudher cup e porlo. Dadu;bouma blouse sorao dudh khabo.

9) RAVAN: Cigaret Aache? HANUMAN: Na nei.! RAM: Kintu 1packet j chilo? HANUMAN: Chup Korun Probhu. O salar 10ta Matha. 0k Dite Gale Puro Packet tai Furiye Jabe.

10) Premik; tumar jonno aaj, gotokal, agamikal abong joto din tumi beche thakbe totodin akta ridoy shudu tumar jonno kompito hobe. Premika;(abeg vora konthe) kar ridoy? Premik; tumar nijer ridoy !!

11) Shikkok classe satroder bangla beyakoron poracchilen, tini paach prokar pod bekhkha korar por satroder moddhe ak jonke jiggasha korlen, Sir; bol to, "korim gas theke pore gelo" akhane pore jawa kun pod? Satro; sir bipod !!

12) Karim:Boloto kara ahammok & hadaram? Rahim:Kara ? Karim: Jara funsky.tk site e regular ashe na tara ! Rahim: R jara wapmaster kinto funsky.tk k partner banai na tarai toh ! Karim: hm !

13) Ak ta log khub dukkhe chilo! Tar ek bondhu take jiggasa korlo tention a cho dekhchi, logta- akta bondhu ke plastic surgaryr jonno 2lakhs taka diyechilam sala take akhon ar chintei parchi na.

14) Girl: Tumi amay kotota valobaso? Boy: Sahajahaner moto. Girl: Tobe tajmahal banaccho na keno? Boy:"JOMI" kena hoye geche akhon sudhu tomar "MORAR OPEKKHA"

15) Bus er helper ghumonto jatrir kase gie vara cheye bollo: æi je chacha kutha theke uthechen? Jatri;{chuk dolte dolte} ghum theke!!!